R. D. Moon
914 N. El Paseo Court
Little Perry, CT 40376
(771) 343-NXFY
Availability
- Available just as soon as I punch my current boss in the face and get fired. Seeking a position
as Senior Sheet Spreader with an unprofitable dotcom startup.
Skills
- Fluent in Objective C and awk/sed
(including three years experience in both).
- Currently learning Scheme and DOS batch files.
- Skilled with PhotoShop and PHP.
Job Experience
- Sub-Adjunct Trade Show Booth Bunny, Dierks-Bartlett Farms (West Libis, OK). Four years experience.
- Associate Bug Terminator, Vartiainen UnitedCorp. (New Orleans, MD). Two years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.driod.com". Successful
tech news site
with 76670 daily visitors.
Education
- Bachelor degree in Mathematics at Mitchelmore University, May 1994.
Graduated in the top 18% of class, with a 2.13 GPA.
- High school diploma, Shelley Weiner High School. Finished
in the top 4% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.73.
Awards
- Voted "Most Likely to Continue to be a Pathetic Loser" by high school graduating
class.
- Sixth place, "Loudest Belch Contest", West Virginia State Fair.
References
- Charles Blitch, Classmate From College
Postal address: 2 UpperCity Bypass, Green Ridge, FL, 44448
Phone: (083) 165-DDXI
Email: tKeyirs@beta.farber.net
- X. D. Ernsberger, eighth Cousin
Postal address: 69784 W. Stanley Drive, Apartment 3J, Ohenpalburg, NC, 83001
Phone: 1-313-524-7385
Email: wopa@wrum.edu
- Schidrydale Pickcapway, College Professor In Computer Technology Dept.
Postal address: Route 1 Box 355, Blue Willow, RI, 92206
Phone: 1-800-RWHKUXZ
Email: root@mail.yvette-waterman.net