R. D. Moon

Availability

• Available just as soon as I punch my current boss in the face and get fired. Seeking a position as Senior Sheet Spreader with an unprofitable dotcom startup.

Skills

• Fluent in Objective C and awk/sed (including three years experience in both).
• Currently learning Scheme and DOS batch files.
• Skilled with PhotoShop and PHP.

Job Experience

• Sub-Adjunct Trade Show Booth Bunny, Dierks-Bartlett Farms (West Libis, OK). Four years experience.

• Associate Bug Terminator, Vartiainen UnitedCorp. (New Orleans, MD). Two years experience.

• Webmaster, "www.driod.com". Successful tech news site with 76670 daily visitors.

Education

• Bachelor degree in Mathematics at Mitchelmore University, May 1994. Graduated in the top 18% of class, with a 2.13 GPA.

• High school diploma, Shelley Weiner High School. Finished in the top 4% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.73.

Awards

• Voted "Most Likely to Continue to be a Pathetic Loser" by high school graduating class.

• Sixth place, "Loudest Belch Contest", West Virginia State Fair.

References

• Charles Blitch, Classmate From College
  Postal address: 2 UpperCity Bypass, Green Ridge, FL, 44448
  Phone: (083) 165-DDXI
  Email: tKeyirs@beta.farber.net
  

• X. D. Ernsberger, eighth Cousin
  Postal address: 69784 W. Stanley Drive, Apartment 3J, Ohenpalburg, NC, 83001
  Phone: 1-313-524-7385
  Email: wopa@wrum.edu
  

• Schidrydale Pickcapway, College Professor In Computer Technology Dept.
  Postal address: Route 1 Box 355, Blue Willow, RI, 92206
  Phone: 1-800-RWHKUXZ
  Email: root@mail.yvette-waterman.net