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SouthCity River-Gazette

Volume 36 Issue 343 Monday, November 23, 2009 Price $1.75

Oklahoma Set To Open 46th Turnpike
By Pat Hoffman
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President Suffers Nosebleed During State Of The Union Address
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Federal Government Declares Ronco Bag-O-Rusty-Nails(tm) Unsafe
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President Says He Chugged Beer, But Didn't Swallow
Exclusive Report
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Also in this issue:
  • Page 4A: Baton Rouge City Hall Closed For Pest Control
  • Page 2A: "Nonsense" Author Wins $4 Million Lottery Prize
  • Page 14B: Columnist Jack Benanti: This season's tv sitcoms really suck
  • Page 1C: Packers lose 8th straight game
  • Flash Flood Wipes Out Junkyard, Neighbors Ecstatic
    A Special Report
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    Convicted Kidnapper Gets Kidnapped In Ohio
    Rudolph Huffman, Staff Writer
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    Doris Kohne and Ellis Sauder Declared "Town Drunks" By White Swamp City Council
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    Today's Rant: This is the fifth time my bank has been acquired by another company
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    National News... 6A
    Opinion... 5A
    Sports... 1B
    Weddings... 10B
    Home & Garden... 1C
    Technology... 3D
    Classifieds... 5B
    Real Estate... 4C
    Comics... 7A
    Today's Weather
    Snow
    High 32, Low 25
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